I’m a snitch, I am a thief

I love to give you grief…

I ate the squirrel today

And it tasted really great.

 

I know and I can’t change

Tossed salad’s not for me.

 

You looked at me and saw

So innocent and purring

Adorable and all.

 

Yesterday I hissed

Must’ve wondered you missed.

Was that a tear up in my eye.

 

 

So eat your veggie burger’s

I like meat and all that stuff.

Lean Cuisine is so nasty

It tastes like moldy rust.

 

 

I’m a cat,  I’m a glutton,

I’m in your wine and in your dinner

I’m a beggar,  I’m a thief.

You cannot catch me.

 

I am in your nightmares,

Under your big soft couch,

Scratching your bed.

It’s my face that you dread.

 

I ate your plant and stole your covers

And got litter on the floor

And then you swept me up,

Along with it, out the back door.

 

I climbed into the chimney,

Used the soot for camo,

Then I sneezed in your direction

And started laughing all the more.

 

I’m a cat,  I’m a glutton

 ate your dinner, ate your cake.

Now what else can I eat?

I know I am a pain

But you like it that way,

And I will be back after I sleep

and eat again.