Lacey The Cat
Perfect Sleeper
131 Catch Scratch Lane
Just past the Food Dish, NC
April 6, 2015
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Garfield Smarfield
Complaints Officer
Motel 06
666 Corporate Drive
Atlanta, GA 30303
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Dear Garfield Smarfield:
I am a frequent traveler and have been a loyal customer of your hotel for many years because I appreciate your emphasis on leaving the light on. Yet a recent episode at your hotel has made me question my loyalty. I was out grooving and cutting a rug and when I got back to the room all you had was a black and white TV with KNOBS!
After a long night of partying you would think you would have a TV that worked and that’s not all. I was at your Sheridan branch, room 109 and I was shocked. Not only did the TV have only UHF channels and rabbit ears but someone forgot to feed the rabbit! The litter box was nasty and the bed bugs were having a convention, in MY room! And it seems that someone or some others had been sleeping in my bed and drinking my unleaded Sanka Brand Coffee.
I am writing to encourage you to improve your customer service. It is extremely distressing for a loyal, frequent partier to experience such poor service. Dog Mints?
I enjoy staying at your hotel for a number of reasons. Overall the atmosphere makes me feel as comfortable, as if I were at home in my cat tree teasing the dog. I hate having my positive feelings about your hotel ruined by one visit. I hope this problem will be corrected prior to my next visit. Oh and next time, leave two breath mints! FOR CATS!
Sincerely,
Lacey
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